cut and paste your story to the corresponding number you were given in class
Period 8/9 1Once upon a time there was a world at war and a man by the name of Hitler wanted it all. He believed in the ways of totalitarianism and fascism, which were two new forms of dance; for this he created the Nazi dance group. On his journey to spread his dance moves, there was a man named Mussolini who was a strong follower of Hitler’s moves. Together they wanted to go to the European Dance Competition, but there were a few countries in the way. Stalin, leader of the USSR dance group after Lenin had died and was a huge rival of Hitler, and believed in Communism. Stalin who had a multicultural country, that been effected by the Bolsheviks revolution was a very weak nation. Hitler particularly did not like the USSR because of their ethnicity and quickly flew into Russia with his new Hindenburg blimp. Stalin was there to meet Hitler and his new dance crew, the Nazis. Unfortunately for the USSR, Germany was exceptionally well at using their special move, the blitzkrieg. This was a move that was so spectacular that those who saw it immediately bowed down to him. After This victory Hitler moved on to Europe for the Championship, but before this he sent some of his followers to North Africa to beat off any competition in his way. There in North Africa his followers met the popular Americans who were going to be the interventionists of Hitlers dancing anarchy in Europe. United States had also been through the tough times because of their stock market crashing and most if not all of the Americans were on welfare. America had danced there way up the the borders of Germany, where he met the unbeatable Hitler. To counter Hitler blitzkrieg the Americans used their unity. The americans had won! Now Germany was under someone else's appeasement. The only people left to beat now were the isolationists led by Hirohito. Will the American be crowned as The World Champs of will Japan sweep them off their feet? Tune in next time for the answers.... 2
Once upon a time there was a Nazi from the Fatherland. He was traveling to North Africa on the Hindenburg. He was among many others trying to escape the hyperinflation. During his trip, he met a man named Joseph Stalin on the left wing of the Hindenburg. We started a conversation about Dr. Seuss and the stock market. He had lost a lot of money on his multi-cultural investments. Suddenly, Dr. Seuss came into the room and wanted appeasement. Stalin’s demands included unity between the Bolsheviks and Mussolini. However, the Nazi never wanted communism in his country. The right wing Nazi, however, wanted the social revolution to be included into the Treaty of Versailles. The two argued for hours until they came up with idea of welfare. This program would give the people of the USSR food and shelter. As the Hindenburg landed in North Africa they came upon Dr. Doolittle. Dr. Doolittle, of post-modern ideas, tries to establishes enlightenment for both sides, the Nazis and and Mussolini, but he fails. The Nazi's devise a blitzkrieg to try and defeat the USSR. Almost all Nazi's wanted to try total anarchy in the USSR. In doing so they could take over Russia and make it become part of their Reich.
3Twice upon a time there was a doctor named Seuss. He was a member of the Nazi party. When the stock market crashed he became a Nazi. Anarchy is what he liked, he believed chaos was beautiful. He was born North Africa to tribe called fascinani. His fathers name was Communise. His father believed unity was key, while he ruled the whole tribe. Although they were on welfare the tribe got by. His father was a member of the Totalitarianism bowling league, were he was number one in the ranks. When Dr Seuss moved to Russia they became known as the USSR. There they were raided by the Gestapo who creeped into Russia. There he met another Dr. named Doolitlle. He couldn’t talk to animals though. Seuss noticed how he appeased his animal license.Also when he was there he got in a fight with Mussolini. This caused hyperinflation in Dr. Suess's lungs. He then was called gobbles because the way he was breathing. "gobble gobble". When he came back to the fatherland he realized that the country was in a dust bowl where everything was covered in dust. The treaty of versailles was established and all was made well for the US and "gobbles".
4 (Erin,Caitlin, and Kathryn)
Once upon a time, Dr. Seuss, Mussolini, Stalin, Hirohito, and Isoroku were all together having lunch. They all decided to go to war in about 5 years. They all wanted to get multicultural by involving North Africa. During the process of involving North Africa, the stock market crashed causing hyperinflation in the Fatherland. With most of the men already on welfare, they did not have to worry about the Bolsheviks coming after them for money. This group of men then decided to create a treaty making sure that the left wing had less control than the right wing. This treaty was known as the Treaty of Versailles. This treaty did not last long and caused a blitzkrieg from the Germans. As this sudden war started to occur, Lenin came back from the dead and ordered the five men to join his social revolution. The men argued that they would never join a communist country even though most of their own countries were. As Lenin realized that he could not get the men to join the USSR’s beliefs, he said that after he died again he would haunt them all until they became Interventionalists. As this group of men started the fight over who should take over for the 3rd Reich after Hitler, they all gobbled up their food making sure that no one was to have more than anybody else. In the end the Nazi party was able to win the men over with its ideas on enlightment and unity with its people. “Gobbles!”
5 Jasmine/Elysse
It all started one day in the USSR when Dr. Seuss, Mussolini, Stalin, and a Nazi man named Hitler sat down for a little chat about anarchy. Hitler just arrived in on a plane from North Africa after talking with Dr. Doolittle about terrorizing animal farms in Hindenburg. His friend Lenin had just died of starvation after losing all of his money in the stock market crash because he had not applied to be on welfare yet. Secretly, Dr. Seuss had a set up a plan to kill off Lenin so that Hitler could take over the world. Mussolini rode on the left wing of a giant killer bird while, Hitler rode on the right wing. They were going to their fatherland of Reich to unite with the people of different ethnicity that favored communism. They met Gobbles who helped them kill Lenin, and in the end, they took over the world.
6. Ale
7 There once was a man named Dr. Seuss. He was president of the land of the United States of Cat in the Hat. Cat in the Hat was Isolationist, so they were not involved in WWII (which is why you never hear about them in history books. But believe you me, they are a real country). Now Cat in the Hat had a strong stock market, which allowed them to stay out of WWII. However, there was political unrest at home. Now, the government was not as overbearing as Mussolini’s fascist government or the Nazi Totalitarian government, but still the people of the U.S. of C.I.T.H. were angry. They saw the hyperinflation that was occurring in Germany and the USSR, and thought “Hey, they are getting millions of dollars, why can’t our government be more like those geniuses Lenin and Stalin and Hitler?” And they saw how the countries in WWII had unity – so they thought “Why can’t Dr. Seuss be more like Hitler or Lenin or Stalin?” So there was a social revolution in the country of the U.S. of C.I.T.H.. So for a bit, there was anarchy. However, the people thought “At least we aren’t in WWII!” And so, with no one to guard the people, a secret police force was created, not unlike the Gestapo. People were wrongly imprisoned, beaten, and killed, but still they thought “At least we aren’t in WWII!” And finally they reached enlightenment. “Hey!” They thought, “The things that caused those other countries to go into World War Two have hit us! Our stock market has crashed, we are now in a state of totalitarianism with secret police, there is talk of communism, AND HAS ANYONE THOUGHT OF NORTH AFRICA!?!?!” Finally, realizing they had forgot about their one true ally in the world – North Africa, the spirits of the country crashed worse than the Hindenburg. And so, Dr. Seuss took power again – the people were appeased. Although they did not have the great things of the countries involved in WWII – hyperinflation, unity – they were a happy country and the United States of Cat in the Hat thrived for all of time.
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9Back in the day there was a family that lived far over in the left wing, but on the other side of their property was the right wing where all of the farm animals lived. Every morning the family woke up at the crack of dawn due to loud gobbling noises. The family of Doolittles had 3 boys, and no girls. Stalin, Mussolini, Gestapo, were the three oldest sons. They were brought up on the fatherland by Dr. Suess. When the stock market crashed the family went onto welfare. This was a huge problem for the Doolittles. But life was not over for them. Right before the dustbowl they moved to North Africa before things could get worse. When they settled in Nigeria, they had a lot of family problems, and the unity between everyone was gone. Ever since their father began to write children’s books and began rhyming words such as cat and hat, they turned against their parents. All of the brothers left their parents and each other and moved as far away as they could. Stalin moved to USSR, Mussolini moved to Italy, and Gestapo moved to Germany. They all left Dr. and Mrs. Suess to fend for themselves. Stalin moved to Russia because he claimed he wanted to become enlightened with the ethnicity within the country and move to a more multicultural country, but in reality he really moved away so that he could peruse his childhood goal of taking over the world. Mussolini had the same idea as his older brother, Stalin. He wanted to create a totalitarian state, AKA control everyone he was able to get a hold of. The 3 Doolittle boys were very angry people. Finally Gestapo the youngest Doolittle moved to Germany. He was able to establish a secret police force under the Nazi rule. Unfortunately, it wasn’t long until each brother decided to turn on the others, but not only did they attack each Doolittle, they attacked the whole country they were taking over. For a few years horrible war was going on in the world, many people were killed, and each nation became destroyed. Finally after a while, the boys settled down, and the war ended. But to this day, people still follow in their footsteps in some ways. Whenever you pick up a Dr. Seuss book, just remember who his 3 little evil sons were…
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1Rob and Brandon
This all began with the USSR being invaded by the Nazi blitzkriegers. They were a bunch of communists. Anarchy will come if Germany continues to act this way. All these Jokes come from Dr. Suess about Anarchy. Russia really has it bad compared to Germany. Lenin is now dead and the crazy wack job Stalin has now taken over. Socialism has now set in there. Now lets backtrack… the Treaty of Versailles was totally unfair to Germany. They then went into Hyperinflation causing the stock market to shake around. Mussiloni is agreeing with Hitler and teaming up with him to take over Europe and break up the unity of the country. So Mussionlis first move was to invade North Africa to expand their land in the Mediterian. Hitler was against the ethnicity of Europe and wanted everybody to look a like. He wanted those people to be apart of his fatherland. There was a Social Revolution because of this. That’s when The U.S. broke their isolation and get into the war. Now the US was going to take out Hitlers Reich. So that gave the British enlightenment because they got help and my win. So after all this The United states made the Neutrality act on Germany.
2 Nat and Eddie
Here I am in Germany and there’s lots of hyperinflation. If Germany continues like this, I swear to god there’s going to be anarchy. That does not sound good. Sure, I mean Dr, Seus jokes about anarchy all the time, but this is real life. Russia is in worse shape than us in poor old Germany. In Russia Lenin has died and they are now ruled by that nut job Stalin. Socialism is ripping their country apart. But I digress back to Germany. This morning I walked up the street of Berlin and felt sad that the third Reich created such dis-Unity in Germany. I mean I don’t care if the Jews have more money than everybody else in these postmodern times. The simple fact that they apparently have so much money shows that we are not communists. What I really wish is that I lived in America. It is a proud and multicultural society of many great and brilliant people. Sure there is the dust bowl and everything but it is the greatest country that ever\ lived. It is a land where turkeys are free to gobbles and appeasement is always an option. The evils of right wing have freedom to speak in America as well as the crazy left wing. This is because America is the fatherland to all people and nobody… nobody will ever topple America from the throne of the world.
3. One day, in Dust Bowl North Africa, the Bolsheviks family went on a camping trip instead of a cruise because their family was on welfare. As they traveled deep into the Gobbles woods, they stumbled upon Dr. Doolittle talking to little forest Nazis. They asked the doctor to share his enlightenment on directions to the local stock market, because they were hungry and needed to stock up. The multicultural family then headed to the nearest city, Isoroku. At the market, there was a bird and they asked him if he wanted a treaty… of Versailles. But something was wrong because he didn’t answer. They looked at his left wing and then his right wing. His left wing had the enemy Dr. Seuss symbol on it. The Bolsheviks knew this was trouble because of the hatred towards Dr. Seuss in North Africa, because of his socialist ideas. Stalin Lenin, the president of North Africa, saw the bird and shot him. This put him into hyperinflation, which blew the bird up. When other people from the fatherland of Dr. Seuss heard the news of the bird, they planned a full blitzkrieg attack, which started the Red Railroad Revolution. When Hirohito, the leader of the world tribe found out of this revolution, he decided to get his world tribe involve and started the war of the world. 2. <----Michael Weiner + Hannah Djalleta
4 Jessica Keller and Tom Christ ------>There once was a man named Dr. Seuss who lived in the magical land of Isoroku. He liked to do Sudoku. He was riding the Red Rail Road Revolution when the Gobbles attacked! They caused the railroad to hit the dust bowl, causing the stock market to crash… and burn. The Nazi used enlightenment to bring unity to the fatherland. This is when Dr. Doolittle and his animal goonies named the Bolsheviks pushed for a social revolution. The Bolsheviks called Stalin to tell him to keep his USSR (Ugly Silly Sarcastic Russians) out of their yard or else they would cause anarchy. Stalin refused to stay out of the yard, so Dr. Doolittle declared war. Meanwhile the people of Hirohito were reproducing at a record breaking pace. Therefore they needed more land and resources. Therefore they invaded and occupied North Africa. The North African government’s “right wing men” are the Nazis. They got their back. But unfortunately for them Dr. Doolittle’s “left wing men” were better, stronger, faster, smarter, and all around just cuter therefore the North Africans had no chance, they fell to the almighty and all powering Dr. Doolittle. This is when Dr. Seuss and Dr. Doolittle got together and took over the world.
The end!
5 Brian F. and Nick
The Red Rail Road Revolution returned rights rationally, redirected reparations, and reconciled ruckuses recently revitalized between the Reich and Right Wing. The Nazi Neutrality Acts negated North African negotiations. The Stock Market suffered severely during the Social Revolution since Stalin started Socialism sufficiently. Dr. Seuss and Doolittle led the Bolsheviks to the left wing. The right wing blizkrieged the left wing. This caused the USSR to rebel against Mussolini. Hyperinflation broke the unity of the multicultural fatherland and caused anarchy and WW2. Stalin and Lenin were also major players as both were advocates for socialism. Adolf Hitler was a very minor character in WW2 and did not a play a very important role.
6 alexis/logan. American hoped Hitlers communism would not lead to a social revolution. The fascism of Mussolini was seen as enlightenment to the Hitler's Nazis. Hitler was concerned with the ethnicity of people within Germany; aiming to achieve a country of only blue eyes and blond hair. So the neuatrility acts of the u.s. were soon broken when they entered world war II, as they were concerned with the welfare and stock market of their nation, as well as that of European nations. Problems with the Bolsheviks in the USSR showed the need for communist isolationism in order to stop the spread to other nations from Hindenburg. Hitler’s blitzkrieg invasions were effecting Europe tremendously. Hitler, Stalin, and Lenin were against appeasement to achieve unity for a democracy. Although, the u.s. could not be concerned with the red rail road revolution, for it was not a multicultural disaster. Dr. suess produced propaganda as reasoning for the entrance of the U.S. into WWII.
7. Britne Aikens and Eriks Mezgailis
It all started at the world court for the Treaty of Versailles. The people who attended were Dr. Seuss from whoville, Mussolini from Germany, Stalin from Italy, Hindenburg from the U.S., and Doolittle from USSR. Mussolini was outraged because the Germans were being blamed for WWI and being heavily penalized. Mussolini was complaining to the court that Germany was being treated unfair. The gobbles on the right wing said he was crying like a baby for his precious Germany. The axis power on the left wing took Mussolini to shut up of they would shot him. The whole court was in an anarchic state. The multicultural Nazi’s stepped in and defended Mussolini’s honor and told the gobbles to back off or they would kill everyone in their country. After the treaty Germany fell into a depression due to a stock market crash and a dust bowel. A new leader Hirohito started a red railroad revolution and took power of Germany. Hirohito had reached a state of enlightenment and he decided make welfare affordable in the fatherland. Then Germany teamed up with the communist USSR and started to take over the world. All the other countries decided to fight back. Even Bush from South Dakota decided to jump into the war. Soon after that the Caribbean leader Ghandi said “we need to win this “ so they jumped in. Eventually came China and Russia and boliva leading to WWII.
8 Sam Peca and Valentina Nicolo
Once upon a time, there was a man named Hirohito. He had many sons who did not get along. They include Dr. Seuss, Stalin, Doolittle, Bolshevik, and Mussolini. Each of his sons shared a Hindenburg. They all wanted to ride from North Africa to Europe. Their task was to gobble up as many countries as they could while in Europe. They all thought that isolationalism was the way to go to complete this task but with so many people in welfare the best way was for a multicultural unity of the people of the fascist nazirific fatherland. There was no way for them to come together like the people of the red railroad revolution due to the neutrality acts and the treaty of Versailles. And then there was a BOOM!
THE END!
9 David Hong and David Lee
Battle of colony (anchor version)Today is January 10, 1920. Due to treaty of Versailles in June 28, 1919 Nazi agreed to play a soccer game against Bolsheviks from USSR. Today we are finally watching a historical battle between two great world powers in Europe. In Bolsheviks Stalin and Lenin are the main player. On the other hand in team Nazi famous team called Gestapo is playing the game. Also they invited Hirohito and Isoroku from Japan to play on their side. With help of Hitler Mussolini also decided to join the team. Winner of this game will gain the control of North Africa. Both team have strong Unity, so it is so hard to predict who will win the game.
Now the game just started. Mussolini on the left wing is driving the ball towards the goalie. Now he shoots the ball and It’s good! Mussolini grants one goal to Team Nazi. Now Lenin drives the ball and get pass through Gestapo, but wait! Mussolini steals the ball and pass it to Hirohito. Now Hirohito drivesthe ball on the right wing and Gestapo uses their special ability “Britzkrieg”. Now Gestapo is wide open for the ball. Hirohito selfishly drvies the ball. But wait he passes to one of Gestapo. Will he make it? Yes! Yes! He makes it. Now the game is 2 to nothing. Bolsheviks must do something to get out this. USSR's new face Stalin is driving the ball on the right wing side. He swiftly dribbles the ball and passes through Mussolini. Oh no~ one of Gestapo tackled hard on Stalin, but Stalin drives the ball and kicks it toward the goal post. Goal! Stalin made the goal. Unfortunately there is only 5 minute left in the game. Now Lenin grabs the ball and passes through Gestapo's greatest defense ability "Reich for Fuhur". It seems he used his speical ability "Dust Bowl" to put gestapo in a confusion and chaos. Lenin shoots the ball and it's good. Now there is only 2 minute left in the game and the score is two to two. Who will win the game? Game starts again and this time everyone in team Nazi is out for an final attack. But team bolsheviks use their greatest ability totalitarianism to force his team member to fight and defend against mighty Nazi although they are scare of them. Two clash of powers seems unavoidable now. Look! Stalin steals the ball from Mussolini and runs with the ball to the goal. Goal~~ Goal~~ He made it! He finally won the game. Since Bolshviks won the game the treaty of Versailles will take its effect. Because Bolsheviks won the game they are granted with North Africa and appeasement with Japan, Germany and Italy. It seems USSR no longer have to worry about any attacks from other country. Thank you for watching this game.
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11 Helen & Kamali
During the time of the Social Revolution , Dr. Seuss , the dictator of the United States decided to end isolationism and join Dr. Doolittle , president of the Bolshevik Club, in the fight against Stalin and Lenin , the “Right” Brothers. The “Right” Brothers believe in spreading communism to the Fatherland . Hirohito , the leader of Hinderburg , created the Treaty of Versailles in order to prevent Post Modern Hyperinflation between the Right Brothers and the Nazi s. This caused the anger of the Bolsheviks to rise, causing them to start the Red Rail Road Revolution . The Red Railroad Revolution was interventionalist attack against the Hinderburgs. An ally of the Hinderburgs, Mussolini commands the army of North Africa to attack the Bolsheviks. The attacks caused the Dust Bowl , in which no one knew who was attacking whom. Although Gestapo abided by the Neutrality Acts , the war entered into their soil and forced them to anarchy . These great battles were the start of the Blitzkrieg, now referred to as World War II.
12 Ramya and Toni: Dr. Seuss is writing a children’s book. He hopes that this new book will provide Enlightenment for the reader. The purpose of the book was to teach the Post Modern reader about the rises to power before World War II. On the first page, he introduces the reader to the idea of socialism, while on the next page he talks about communism. This leads the way to the third page, in which he describes Stalin’s rise to power. The illustrations depict a very strictly politically left-wing turkey, who gobbles the “right-wing” of the chicken, as he accuses the chicken of hoarding food and being too fat. In the process, however the turkey hoards more food for himself than to give all birds equality. The Doc devotes the next couple of pages to explain Hitler’s and Mussolini's rise and fascism. The illustration depicts the white ducks with orange bills that deliberately attack the green ducks with blue bills to phase them out, so there will be only “normal” ducks left and on the next page, the duck known as Blitzkrieg controls everything (how much food is distributed, etc). This harsh bird creates a totalitarian system of all that is winged. The way Blitzkrieg got power was by taking advantage of the plight of the poor birds because the conditions of the dust bowl, the seed and nuts stock market crash and the lack of welfare for old birds that couldn’t work. Also the war that Blitzkrieg and the birds of his flock lost to the birds that hang around at the Reich Red Railroad Revolution Restaurant and got harsh punishments under the Treaty of Versailles. The story ends with the world of winged creatures going into chaos and anarchy.
13Tyler and Joe-There once was a good little communist named Stanislav. Which translates to glorious one. He was raised in the hardships of anarchy in the totalitarianist country of U.S.S.R. The Russian stock market was failing and it led to hyperinflation, this brought hardships to the Motherland.
His German ethnicity kept him out of the social scene so he turned to the Motherland and his love for Russia only grew stronger. He loved his leader Stalin and cursed Lenin for ruining his country. For he had heard about the Bolsheviks and his respect for Stalin grew.
He also found happiness in Dr. Seuss’s book, which brought him true Enlightenment. That’s for another time however; in this world life for Stanislav was bad. His mother was born in Germany so he was seen as a multicultural Nazi. People made fun of him, and made horrible nicknames, such as sufferer of the Treaty of Versailles. He always laughed at how terrible their imaginations were, but it still stung. His Right hand man named Azulu, who was born in North Africa, had been in the Red Rail Road Revolution. Their Unity was unbreakable and everyone understood that they were friends. After reading Dr. Suess books, both hated the idea of Isolationism. This led them to travel away together.
I tell you all of this just to let you know that he was killed in a car accident last week and that his funeral is on Tuesday.
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Period 8/9
1Once upon a time there was a world at war and a man by the name of Hitler wanted it all. He believed in the ways of totalitarianism and fascism, which were two new forms of dance; for this he created the Nazi dance group. On his journey to spread his dance moves, there was a man named Mussolini who was a strong follower of Hitler’s moves. Together they wanted to go to the European Dance Competition, but there were a few countries in the way. Stalin, leader of the USSR dance group after Lenin had died and was a huge rival of Hitler, and believed in Communism. Stalin who had a multicultural country, that been effected by the Bolsheviks revolution was a very weak nation. Hitler particularly did not like the USSR because of their ethnicity and quickly flew into Russia with his new Hindenburg blimp. Stalin was there to meet Hitler and his new dance crew, the Nazis. Unfortunately for the USSR, Germany was exceptionally well at using their special move, the blitzkrieg. This was a move that was so spectacular that those who saw it immediately bowed down to him. After This victory Hitler moved on to Europe for the Championship, but before this he sent some of his followers to North Africa to beat off any competition in his way. There in North Africa his followers met the popular Americans who were going to be the interventionists of Hitlers dancing anarchy in Europe. United States had also been through the tough times because of their stock market crashing and most if not all of the Americans were on welfare. America had danced there way up the the borders of Germany, where he met the unbeatable Hitler. To counter Hitler blitzkrieg the Americans used their unity. The americans had won! Now Germany was under someone else's appeasement. The only people left to beat now were the isolationists led by Hirohito. Will the American be crowned as The World Champs of will Japan sweep them off their feet? Tune in next time for the answers....
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Once upon a time there was a Nazi from the Fatherland. He was traveling to North Africa on the Hindenburg. He was among many others trying to escape the hyperinflation. During his trip, he met a man named Joseph Stalin on the left wing of the Hindenburg. We started a conversation about Dr. Seuss and the stock market. He had lost a lot of money on his multi-cultural investments. Suddenly, Dr. Seuss came into the room and wanted appeasement. Stalin’s demands included unity between the Bolsheviks and Mussolini. However, the Nazi never wanted communism in his country. The right wing Nazi, however, wanted the social revolution to be included into the Treaty of Versailles. The two argued for hours until they came up with idea of welfare. This program would give the people of the USSR food and shelter. As the Hindenburg landed in North Africa they came upon Dr. Doolittle. Dr. Doolittle, of post-modern ideas, tries to establishes enlightenment for both sides, the Nazis and and Mussolini, but he fails. The Nazi's devise a blitzkrieg to try and defeat the USSR. Almost all Nazi's wanted to try total anarchy in the USSR. In doing so they could take over Russia and make it become part of their Reich.
3Twice upon a time there was a doctor named Seuss. He was a member of the Nazi party. When the stock market crashed he became a Nazi. Anarchy is what he liked, he believed chaos was beautiful. He was born North Africa to tribe called fascinani. His fathers name was Communise. His father believed unity was key, while he ruled the whole tribe. Although they were on welfare the tribe got by. His father was a member of the Totalitarianism bowling league, were he was number one in the ranks. When Dr Seuss moved to Russia they became known as the USSR. There they were raided by the Gestapo who creeped into Russia. There he met another Dr. named Doolitlle. He couldn’t talk to animals though. Seuss noticed how he appeased his animal license.Also when he was there he got in a fight with Mussolini. This caused hyperinflation in Dr. Suess's lungs. He then was called gobbles because the way he was breathing. "gobble gobble". When he came back to the fatherland he realized that the country was in a dust bowl where everything was covered in dust. The treaty of versailles was established and all was made well for the US and "gobbles".
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Once upon a time, Dr. Seuss, Mussolini, Stalin, Hirohito, and Isoroku were all together having lunch. They all decided to go to war in about 5 years. They all wanted to get multicultural by involving North Africa. During the process of involving North Africa, the stock market crashed causing hyperinflation in the Fatherland. With most of the men already on welfare, they did not have to worry about the Bolsheviks coming after them for money. This group of men then decided to create a treaty making sure that the left wing had less control than the right wing. This treaty was known as the Treaty of Versailles. This treaty did not last long and caused a blitzkrieg from the Germans. As this sudden war started to occur, Lenin came back from the dead and ordered the five men to join his social revolution. The men argued that they would never join a communist country even though most of their own countries were. As Lenin realized that he could not get the men to join the USSR’s beliefs, he said that after he died again he would haunt them all until they became Interventionalists. As this group of men started the fight over who should take over for the 3rd Reich after Hitler, they all gobbled up their food making sure that no one was to have more than anybody else. In the end the Nazi party was able to win the men over with its ideas on enlightment and unity with its people. “Gobbles!”
5 Jasmine/Elysse
It all started one day in the USSR when Dr. Seuss, Mussolini, Stalin, and a Nazi man named Hitler sat down for a little chat about anarchy. Hitler just arrived in on a plane from North Africa after talking with Dr. Doolittle about terrorizing animal farms in Hindenburg. His friend Lenin had just died of starvation after losing all of his money in the stock market crash because he had not applied to be on welfare yet. Secretly, Dr. Seuss had a set up a plan to kill off Lenin so that Hitler could take over the world. Mussolini rode on the left wing of a giant killer bird while, Hitler rode on the right wing. They were going to their fatherland of Reich to unite with the people of different ethnicity that favored communism. They met Gobbles who helped them kill Lenin, and in the end, they took over the world.
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7 There once was a man named Dr. Seuss. He was president of the land of the United States of Cat in the Hat. Cat in the Hat was Isolationist, so they were not involved in WWII (which is why you never hear about them in history books. But believe you me, they are a real country). Now Cat in the Hat had a strong stock market, which allowed them to stay out of WWII. However, there was political unrest at home. Now, the government was not as overbearing as Mussolini’s fascist government or the Nazi Totalitarian government, but still the people of the U.S. of C.I.T.H. were angry. They saw the hyperinflation that was occurring in Germany and the USSR, and thought “Hey, they are getting millions of dollars, why can’t our government be more like those geniuses Lenin and Stalin and Hitler?” And they saw how the countries in WWII had unity – so they thought “Why can’t Dr. Seuss be more like Hitler or Lenin or Stalin?” So there was a social revolution in the country of the U.S. of C.I.T.H.. So for a bit, there was anarchy. However, the people thought “At least we aren’t in WWII!” And so, with no one to guard the people, a secret police force was created, not unlike the Gestapo. People were wrongly imprisoned, beaten, and killed, but still they thought “At least we aren’t in WWII!” And finally they reached enlightenment. “Hey!” They thought, “The things that caused those other countries to go into World War Two have hit us! Our stock market has crashed, we are now in a state of totalitarianism with secret police, there is talk of communism, AND HAS ANYONE THOUGHT OF NORTH AFRICA!?!?!” Finally, realizing they had forgot about their one true ally in the world – North Africa, the spirits of the country crashed worse than the Hindenburg. And so, Dr. Seuss took power again – the people were appeased. Although they did not have the great things of the countries involved in WWII – hyperinflation, unity – they were a happy country and the United States of Cat in the Hat thrived for all of time.
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9Back in the day there was a family that lived far over in the left wing, but on the other side of their property was the right wing where all of the farm animals lived. Every morning the family woke up at the crack of dawn due to loud gobbling noises. The family of Doolittles had 3 boys, and no girls. Stalin, Mussolini, Gestapo, were the three oldest sons. They were brought up on the fatherland by Dr. Suess. When the stock market crashed the family went onto welfare. This was a huge problem for the Doolittles. But life was not over for them. Right before the dustbowl they moved to North Africa before things could get worse. When they settled in Nigeria, they had a lot of family problems, and the unity between everyone was gone. Ever since their father began to write children’s books and began rhyming words such as cat and hat, they turned against their parents. All of the brothers left their parents and each other and moved as far away as they could. Stalin moved to USSR, Mussolini moved to Italy, and Gestapo moved to Germany. They all left Dr. and Mrs. Suess to fend for themselves. Stalin moved to Russia because he claimed he wanted to become enlightened with the ethnicity within the country and move to a more multicultural country, but in reality he really moved away so that he could peruse his childhood goal of taking over the world. Mussolini had the same idea as his older brother, Stalin. He wanted to create a totalitarian state, AKA control everyone he was able to get a hold of. The 3 Doolittle boys were very angry people. Finally Gestapo the youngest Doolittle moved to Germany. He was able to establish a secret police force under the Nazi rule. Unfortunately, it wasn’t long until each brother decided to turn on the others, but not only did they attack each Doolittle, they attacked the whole country they were taking over. For a few years horrible war was going on in the world, many people were killed, and each nation became destroyed. Finally after a while, the boys settled down, and the war ended. But to this day, people still follow in their footsteps in some ways. Whenever you pick up a Dr. Seuss book, just remember who his 3 little evil sons were…
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1Rob and Brandon
This all began with the USSR being invaded by the Nazi blitzkriegers. They were a bunch of communists. Anarchy will come if Germany continues to act this way. All these Jokes come from Dr. Suess about Anarchy. Russia really has it bad compared to Germany. Lenin is now dead and the crazy wack job Stalin has now taken over. Socialism has now set in there. Now lets backtrack… the Treaty of Versailles was totally unfair to Germany. They then went into Hyperinflation causing the stock market to shake around. Mussiloni is agreeing with Hitler and teaming up with him to take over Europe and break up the unity of the country. So Mussionlis first move was to invade North Africa to expand their land in the Mediterian. Hitler was against the ethnicity of Europe and wanted everybody to look a like. He wanted those people to be apart of his fatherland. There was a Social Revolution because of this. That’s when The U.S. broke their isolation and get into the war. Now the US was going to take out Hitlers Reich. So that gave the British enlightenment because they got help and my win. So after all this The United states made the Neutrality act on Germany.
2 Nat and Eddie
Here I am in Germany and there’s lots of hyperinflation. If Germany continues like this, I swear to god there’s going to be anarchy. That does not sound good. Sure, I mean Dr, Seus jokes about anarchy all the time, but this is real life. Russia is in worse shape than us in poor old Germany. In Russia Lenin has died and they are now ruled by that nut job Stalin. Socialism is ripping their country apart. But I digress back to Germany. This morning I walked up the street of Berlin and felt sad that the third Reich created such dis-Unity in Germany. I mean I don’t care if the Jews have more money than everybody else in these postmodern times. The simple fact that they apparently have so much money shows that we are not communists. What I really wish is that I lived in America. It is a proud and multicultural society of many great and brilliant people. Sure there is the dust bowl and everything but it is the greatest country that ever\ lived. It is a land where turkeys are free to gobbles and appeasement is always an option. The evils of right wing have freedom to speak in America as well as the crazy left wing. This is because America is the fatherland to all people and nobody… nobody will ever topple America from the throne of the world.
3. One day, in Dust Bowl North Africa, the Bolsheviks family went on a camping trip instead of a cruise because their family was on welfare. As they traveled deep into the Gobbles woods, they stumbled upon Dr. Doolittle talking to little forest Nazis. They asked the doctor to share his enlightenment on directions to the local stock market, because they were hungry and needed to stock up. The multicultural family then headed to the nearest city, Isoroku. At the market, there was a bird and they asked him if he wanted a treaty… of Versailles. But something was wrong because he didn’t answer. They looked at his left wing and then his right wing. His left wing had the enemy Dr. Seuss symbol on it. The Bolsheviks knew this was trouble because of the hatred towards Dr. Seuss in North Africa, because of his socialist ideas. Stalin Lenin, the president of North Africa, saw the bird and shot him. This put him into hyperinflation, which blew the bird up. When other people from the fatherland of Dr. Seuss heard the news of the bird, they planned a full blitzkrieg attack, which started the Red Railroad Revolution. When Hirohito, the leader of the world tribe found out of this revolution, he decided to get his world tribe involve and started the war of the world. 2. <----Michael Weiner + Hannah Djalleta
4 Jessica Keller and Tom Christ ------>There once was a man named Dr. Seuss who lived in the magical land of Isoroku. He liked to do Sudoku. He was riding the Red Rail Road Revolution when the Gobbles attacked! They caused the railroad to hit the dust bowl, causing the stock market to crash… and burn. The Nazi used enlightenment to bring unity to the fatherland. This is when Dr. Doolittle and his animal goonies named the Bolsheviks pushed for a social revolution. The Bolsheviks called Stalin to tell him to keep his USSR (Ugly Silly Sarcastic Russians) out of their yard or else they would cause anarchy. Stalin refused to stay out of the yard, so Dr. Doolittle declared war. Meanwhile the people of Hirohito were reproducing at a record breaking pace. Therefore they needed more land and resources. Therefore they invaded and occupied North Africa. The North African government’s “right wing men” are the Nazis. They got their back. But unfortunately for them Dr. Doolittle’s “left wing men” were better, stronger, faster, smarter, and all around just cuter therefore the North Africans had no chance, they fell to the almighty and all powering Dr. Doolittle. This is when Dr. Seuss and Dr. Doolittle got together and took over the world.
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5 Brian F. and Nick
The Red Rail Road Revolution returned rights rationally, redirected reparations, and reconciled ruckuses recently revitalized between the Reich and Right Wing. The Nazi Neutrality Acts negated North African negotiations. The Stock Market suffered severely during the Social Revolution since Stalin started Socialism sufficiently. Dr. Seuss and Doolittle led the Bolsheviks to the left wing. The right wing blizkrieged the left wing. This caused the USSR to rebel against Mussolini. Hyperinflation broke the unity of the multicultural fatherland and caused anarchy and WW2. Stalin and Lenin were also major players as both were advocates for socialism. Adolf Hitler was a very minor character in WW2 and did not a play a very important role.
6 alexis/logan. American hoped Hitlers communism would not lead to a social revolution. The fascism of Mussolini was seen as enlightenment to the Hitler's Nazis. Hitler was concerned with the ethnicity of people within Germany; aiming to achieve a country of only blue eyes and blond hair. So the neuatrility acts of the u.s. were soon broken when they entered world war II, as they were concerned with the welfare and stock market of their nation, as well as that of European nations. Problems with the Bolsheviks in the USSR showed the need for communist isolationism in order to stop the spread to other nations from Hindenburg. Hitler’s blitzkrieg invasions were effecting Europe tremendously. Hitler, Stalin, and Lenin were against appeasement to achieve unity for a democracy. Although, the u.s. could not be concerned with the red rail road revolution, for it was not a multicultural disaster. Dr. suess produced propaganda as reasoning for the entrance of the U.S. into WWII.
7. Britne Aikens and Eriks Mezgailis
It all started at the world court for the Treaty of Versailles. The people who attended were Dr. Seuss from whoville, Mussolini from Germany, Stalin from Italy, Hindenburg from the U.S., and Doolittle from USSR. Mussolini was outraged because the Germans were being blamed for WWI and being heavily penalized. Mussolini was complaining to the court that Germany was being treated unfair. The gobbles on the right wing said he was crying like a baby for his precious Germany. The axis power on the left wing took Mussolini to shut up of they would shot him. The whole court was in an anarchic state. The multicultural Nazi’s stepped in and defended Mussolini’s honor and told the gobbles to back off or they would kill everyone in their country. After the treaty Germany fell into a depression due to a stock market crash and a dust bowel. A new leader Hirohito started a red railroad revolution and took power of Germany. Hirohito had reached a state of enlightenment and he decided make welfare affordable in the fatherland. Then Germany teamed up with the communist USSR and started to take over the world. All the other countries decided to fight back. Even Bush from South Dakota decided to jump into the war. Soon after that the Caribbean leader Ghandi said “we need to win this “ so they jumped in. Eventually came China and Russia and boliva leading to WWII.
8 Sam Peca and Valentina Nicolo
Once upon a time, there was a man named Hirohito. He had many sons who did not get along. They include Dr. Seuss, Stalin, Doolittle, Bolshevik, and Mussolini. Each of his sons shared a Hindenburg. They all wanted to ride from North Africa to Europe. Their task was to gobble up as many countries as they could while in Europe. They all thought that isolationalism was the way to go to complete this task but with so many people in welfare the best way was for a multicultural unity of the people of the fascist nazirific fatherland. There was no way for them to come together like the people of the red railroad revolution due to the neutrality acts and the treaty of Versailles. And then there was a BOOM!
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9 David Hong and David Lee
Battle of colony (anchor version)Today is January 10, 1920. Due to treaty of Versailles in June 28, 1919 Nazi agreed to play a soccer game against Bolsheviks from USSR. Today we are finally watching a historical battle between two great world powers in Europe. In Bolsheviks Stalin and Lenin are the main player. On the other hand in team Nazi famous team called Gestapo is playing the game. Also they invited Hirohito and Isoroku from Japan to play on their side. With help of Hitler Mussolini also decided to join the team. Winner of this game will gain the control of North Africa. Both team have strong Unity, so it is so hard to predict who will win the game.
Now the game just started. Mussolini on the left wing is driving the ball towards the goalie. Now he shoots the ball and It’s good! Mussolini grants one goal to Team Nazi. Now Lenin drives the ball and get pass through Gestapo, but wait! Mussolini steals the ball and pass it to Hirohito. Now Hirohito drivesthe ball on the right wing and Gestapo uses their special ability “Britzkrieg”. Now Gestapo is wide open for the ball. Hirohito selfishly drvies the ball. But wait he passes to one of Gestapo. Will he make it? Yes! Yes! He makes it. Now the game is 2 to nothing. Bolsheviks must do something to get out this. USSR's new face Stalin is driving the ball on the right wing side. He swiftly dribbles the ball and passes through Mussolini. Oh no~ one of Gestapo tackled hard on Stalin, but Stalin drives the ball and kicks it toward the goal post. Goal! Stalin made the goal. Unfortunately there is only 5 minute left in the game. Now Lenin grabs the ball and passes through Gestapo's greatest defense ability "Reich for Fuhur". It seems he used his speical ability "Dust Bowl" to put gestapo in a confusion and chaos. Lenin shoots the ball and it's good. Now there is only 2 minute left in the game and the score is two to two. Who will win the game? Game starts again and this time everyone in team Nazi is out for an final attack. But team bolsheviks use their greatest ability totalitarianism to force his team member to fight and defend against mighty Nazi although they are scare of them. Two clash of powers seems unavoidable now. Look! Stalin steals the ball from Mussolini and runs with the ball to the goal. Goal~~ Goal~~ He made it! He finally won the game. Since Bolshviks won the game the treaty of Versailles will take its effect. Because Bolsheviks won the game they are granted with North Africa and appeasement with Japan, Germany and Italy. It seems USSR no longer have to worry about any attacks from other country. Thank you for watching this game.
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11 Helen & Kamali
During the time of the Social Revolution , Dr. Seuss , the dictator of the United States decided to end isolationism and join Dr. Doolittle , president of the Bolshevik Club, in the fight against Stalin and Lenin , the “Right” Brothers. The “Right” Brothers believe in spreading communism to the Fatherland . Hirohito , the leader of Hinderburg , created the Treaty of Versailles in order to prevent Post Modern Hyperinflation between the Right Brothers and the Nazi s. This caused the anger of the Bolsheviks to rise, causing them to start the Red Rail Road Revolution . The Red Railroad Revolution was interventionalist attack against the Hinderburgs. An ally of the Hinderburgs, Mussolini commands the army of North Africa to attack the Bolsheviks. The attacks caused the Dust Bowl , in which no one knew who was attacking whom. Although Gestapo abided by the Neutrality Acts , the war entered into their soil and forced them to anarchy . These great battles were the start of the Blitzkrieg, now referred to as World War II.
12 Ramya and Toni: Dr. Seuss is writing a children’s book. He hopes that this new book will provide Enlightenment for the reader. The purpose of the book was to teach the Post Modern reader about the rises to power before World War II. On the first page, he introduces the reader to the idea of socialism, while on the next page he talks about communism. This leads the way to the third page, in which he describes Stalin’s rise to power. The illustrations depict a very strictly politically left-wing turkey, who gobbles the “right-wing” of the chicken, as he accuses the chicken of hoarding food and being too fat. In the process, however the turkey hoards more food for himself than to give all birds equality. The Doc devotes the next couple of pages to explain Hitler’s and Mussolini's rise and fascism. The illustration depicts the white ducks with orange bills that deliberately attack the green ducks with blue bills to phase them out, so there will be only “normal” ducks left and on the next page, the duck known as Blitzkrieg controls everything (how much food is distributed, etc). This harsh bird creates a totalitarian system of all that is winged. The way Blitzkrieg got power was by taking advantage of the plight of the poor birds because the conditions of the dust bowl, the seed and nuts stock market crash and the lack of welfare for old birds that couldn’t work. Also the war that Blitzkrieg and the birds of his flock lost to the birds that hang around at the Reich Red Railroad Revolution Restaurant and got harsh punishments under the Treaty of Versailles. The story ends with the world of winged creatures going into chaos and anarchy.
13Tyler and Joe-There once was a good little communist named Stanislav. Which translates to glorious one. He was raised in the hardships of anarchy in the totalitarianist country of U.S.S.R. The Russian stock market was failing and it led to hyperinflation, this brought hardships to the Motherland.
His German ethnicity kept him out of the social scene so he turned to the Motherland and his love for Russia only grew stronger. He loved his leader Stalin and cursed Lenin for ruining his country. For he had heard about the Bolsheviks and his respect for Stalin grew.
He also found happiness in Dr. Seuss’s book, which brought him true Enlightenment. That’s for another time however; in this world life for Stanislav was bad. His mother was born in Germany so he was seen as a multicultural Nazi. People made fun of him, and made horrible nicknames, such as sufferer of the Treaty of Versailles. He always laughed at how terrible their imaginations were, but it still stung. His Right hand man named Azulu, who was born in North Africa, had been in the Red Rail Road Revolution. Their Unity was unbreakable and everyone understood that they were friends. After reading Dr. Suess books, both hated the idea of Isolationism. This led them to travel away together.
I tell you all of this just to let you know that he was killed in a car accident last week and that his funeral is on Tuesday.
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